Over the past week, my 3-year-old daughter has said some of the funniest things and I thought I would share a few of them:
- My brothers make me so angry!
- Daddy, are you speeding?
- Riley, you stink you should take a shower!
- Daddy, don’t I look so beautiful?
All classics! Kids say the funniest things sometimes, and I will always remember these times!
- What are the funniest things that your kids have said to you?
- Any classics from your grandchildren?
I look forward to reading your comments.
jennifer says:
If you call my 2 1/2 year old, Savannah, any kind of endearment, like “Sweety”, she will say, “I not Sweety! I Vannah!” It cracks me up.
jennifer says:
Last night, I told my 2 1/2 year old that she needed to brush her teeth. I usually help her, but she said she wanted to do it herself. Then her 4 year old sister said, “You keep and eye on her, Mommy. Don’t let her get too much toothpaste.”
Patricia says:
As I was cooking for Thanksgiving a few years ago, my daughter walked by the oven and very calmly looked in the other room and asked “Mommy, is the oven SUPPOSED to be on fire?”. At that very moment it wasn’t that funny as we rushed to put out the fire, but we still joke about it every time we are preparing for a holiday and spending alot of time in the kitchen.
Michael Halberstam says:
Hysterical! My favorite moments always happen in the car. My daughter Kayla, who is now 8, constantly seems to have my wife’s number.
The other day I was on the freeway going 70 mph and from the back seat I hear, “We’re never going to get there”! Can’t you go 85 like Mommy?
A few months back while driving around town with my wife in the back passenger seat, Kayla says, “Daddy, you should be much closer to the car in front of you. That’s what Mommy does”. I asked “Why” and she said “The quick stops are more fun like the roller coaster at Magic Mountain”. My wife is no longer allowed to drive the child.
One time she and I were going to the store to buy food and ingredients for some cookies I was going to make. I think she was around 6 at the time. She had just begun to realize what Lactose intolerance is as my wife had recently explained it to her. The day before she also found out that my wife hated coconut. On the way to the store she asked me “Daddy, if we put regular milk and coconut in the cookies does that mean we would get Mommy’s too”? Which is exactly what we did!
Merrill Dubrow says:
Michael,
Hysterical – I am still laughing! The coconut comment is amazing to me. She is very smart!
Merrill
Leslie says:
When someone asked my son Charlie about meeting Sonics (then) player, Nate McMillon, he said, “No he got to meet me, I already knew who he was” ! (I know this is supposed to be about little girls!! sorry !!!)
David Lester says:
My little girl was about 5. She had been learning about the wonders of numbers in school. One day she was very upset. She blurted “I’m mad!”, well “how mad are you?” “I’m madder than, than a hundred!”
From that event on (some twenty years ago), whenever we talk about degrees of emotions (how much do you love me? etc.) we usually respond with “more than a hundred”
Merrill Dubrow says:
David,
Very funny stories!
Thanks.
Merrill
Bill Dunn says:
The other day, my 3-year old proudly reported out of the blue that she has “issues”…hmmm….
J.R. Venza says:
My then 3 year old, strapped in tightly to her car seat, leans in so she can see what the delay is, quickly learning all about Atlanta traffic. She sits back…….leans in again less than a minute later and utters”COME ON PEOPLE, YOUR KILLIN ME HERE!” AH, the things they pick up.
Merrill Dubrow says:
J.R.
That might be the FUNNIEST ONE OF THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!
Merrill