If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
- Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM and Chrysler.
- Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
- The Mafia is laying off judges.
- Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
- Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal. So that means the guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
- Do you have a funny ending to this sentence: "The Economy Is So Bad That . . ."
Please let me know if you chuckled at least for a few seconds?
Also what was your favorite?
I look forward to reading your comments.
Fee Sepahi says:
Very nice, Merrill. Needed a giggle this morning!
Dan Womack says:
…stockbrokers are being replaced by the dollar menu at McDonald’s. “Would you like some GM with that?”
…John Edwards bought a Flowbee
…Counterfeit cubic zirconia is turning up in jewelry stores all over the country
Bob Graham says:
The economy is so bad that you hear the following:
“My name is John. I was 10th in my MBA class at Wharton last year. Today’s special is swordfish…”
Judy Leerer says:
…my 401K is now a 1K