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Everybody Has Thrown Them Out There. What Are The Best/Worst You Have Ever Heard?

Ok. So now I have your attention because of the title of this posting. You need to read on because you have NO idea of what this blog is about. Well let me see if this gives you a hint:

  • "You look familiar. Come on! How do I know you?? Ahhh! That’s right! You were in my dreams!"
  • "Did it hurt?? When you fell from heaven?"

So now you have a little more information. This posting is about pick up lines. Yes as a teen we probably all used them, but few of us will admit it — or will we?

I will let you in on a little secret (AB and GS know this because they grew up with me and lived it). When I was in high school I was awkward, hadn’t come into my own and was geeky for sure. Yes I had trouble talking with girls. I think my big line was "Excuse me do you have the time?" or we would be at Cape Cod tossing around a ball at the water’s edge and of course toss the ball over each other’s head next to a girl we hoped to meet. Ok I said it, you know too much and you probably respect me less.

Here are a few more lines that you might have used or heard in the past:

  • "Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again."
  • "Are you tired? Tired of what? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day!"
  • "Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?"
  • "Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot."
  • "You are the reason men fall in love."

And even a few more that you might have used or heard along the way!

  • "I’ve had quite a bit to drink, and you’re beginning to look pretty good.
  • "Can I buy the drink or do you just want the money?"
  • "Didn’t I see you on the cover of Vogue?"
  • "What’s your sign?"
  • "Where have you been all my life?"

One of the funniest lines ever heard was from a friend of mine, BM. I was in a bar in Philadelphia in 1995 with my friend when all of a sudden this attractive woman comes up to him (not me – he is much better looking than I am) and says I need to make a call do you have a dime I could borrow. Without hesitation he says, "Here are two." She looks at him a little strange and he says, "Here is my number. Please call me and leave me a nice message with your phone number!" To me it was a classic. And of course it worked!

  • What are the best pick up lines you have heard?
  • What is the worst line you ever heard?
  • And what about the funniest?

I look forward to reading your comments.

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