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Enjoy Some Friday Fun With The Best “Out Of Office Auto Replies”

will returnThanks to B.G. for sharing these funny auto reply messages:

  • I am currently out of the office on a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.
  • I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as "Roberto" instead of "Debbie."
  • Sorry to have missed you, but I’m at the doctor’s having my brain and heart removed so I can be promoted to our management team.
  • I will be unable to delete all the emails you send me until I return from vacation. Please be patient and your email will be deleted in the order in which it was received.
  • Thank you for your message which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place and may expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
  • I’ve run away to join a different circus.

Okay, hopefully you at least laughed at a few of these. My favorite is the last one. I’ve run away to join the circus. For whatever reason I just think that is hysterical. I am sure the person’s management team really appreciated the person saying he is having his brain and heart removed so he can be promoted!

  • Which one is your favorite?
  • What is the best auto reply you have ever read?
  • What was the funniest auto reply you have used on your (personal) email?

I look forward to reading your comments.

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