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Quick Friday Humor: The Economy Is So Bad That . . .

  • If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
     
  • Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM and Chrysler.
     
  • Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
     
  • The Mafia is laying off judges.
     
  • Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
     
  • Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal. So that means the guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
     
  • Do you have a funny ending to this sentence: "The Economy Is So Bad That . . ."

Please let me know if you chuckled at least for a few seconds?

Also what was your favorite?

I look forward to reading your comments.

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